Tuesday, December 06, 2011

Overheard in the Office:

Me: "The Taliban is condemning the suicide bombing..."

RX: "What? Did they not touch first base or something?"

Me: "They're saying it's outside forces trying to divide Afghanistan. 'Somebody set up us the bomb.'"
"Trying to divide Afghanistan"? Hey, kids! Here's your chance to use "tautology" in a sentence today!
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10 comments:

Fodder4Thought said...

All their yurts are belong to us?

Matt G said...

For great justice, take off every yak.

Bubblehead Les. said...

After a careful perusal of all the Media sources available at this time vis-a-vis the current Afghanistan/ Pakistan/United States/ Taliban crisis, tautologically speaking, one can only conclude that it all Bush's Fault.

Anonymous said...

Can I assume the Taliban have hired Baghdad Bob as their new press secretary?

Gerry

tanksoldier said...

Obviously the bomber wasn't union...

Kristopher said...

Look for the union label ... it flew over there, I think.

WV: boomolde !

Anonymous said...

Somebody set up us the bomb...
Sometimes you make me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt for an hour.
Keep blogging and my head is gonna splode...

x

Able said...

Er, maybe it wasn't tautologically incorrect, does anyone know where he was 'carrying' the bomb? :-0

Noskilz said...

Sorry, Tam. I'd much rather read about a cute American gal chopped by a propeller than the Muslim suicide bombing of the day.

Tam said...

Of course you would, and the news directors understand this, hence the jeans-creaming that went on yesterday.