Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Me: "What? Vegetarians protesting holiday-season promotion of reindeer pate?"RX: "♫ Rudolph, the red-nosed entree! ♪"
Heh. Reminds me of Wierd Al's "The Night Santa Went Crazy".
Pate? More like Rudolph the Red-nosed entrails....
I haven't seen any canned reindeer meatballs in the stores since Chernobyl... which is too bad, because I keep wanting to show up at a party with a tray of reindeer meatballs topped with a maraschino cherry.
Can you serve reindeer pate on Danish butter cookies? Or would that be too rich?
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