I am obviously awake. I can see stuff. The lights are on. I am sitting up at my desk and making words appear on the screen...
But I can't seem to brain this morning. Have the dumbs. More coffee.
It would suck to feel like this all the time, although I understand you get a cool purple t-shirt.
(It actually seems to be an asset rather than a hindrance in many career fields, such as media commentator. I wonder if MSNBC is hiring?)