Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
"Docent! Docent! That Tall Woman over there in the baseball cap touched the Little Boy. Alert the vice squad and the NRC!"
I fondled the Fat Man, too. :D
"a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff"
Someone has discovered the nuke museum in Albuquerque.Fun place.Did you ignore the "classified, keep out sign", and climb into the B-52's cockpit?
I thought we were DADT...
Hmmm. Do you think it'll fit through a Rapiscan? Tell you what. Take off the Fins, ship them ahead, and tell the TSA you have an Experimental Forest Fire Extinguisher. They'll pass it right through.Meanwhile, I'll make some Phone calls and we'll see about getting the Innards. It's amazing what one can get through eBay nowadays.Then at the next Blogmeet, after it's assembled, we can ask the Most Important Question in the History of the World:"Would you like to Play a Game?"
Les wins the Internets.
Of course, right now, Les just made somebody in DHS poop his pants with his "plans." Les, expect to be "befriended" in the near future by someone who wants to "help you out" and facilitate those plans.....
Good picture Tam. Very cool.
"Well, I been to two picnics a rodeo and a World's Fair and that's the dumbest thing I ever heard on a pair of headsets!"
"Has he got a chance? HELL YE...oh"
If you can get the components, I'll try to lay my hands on a useful sized sample of that new Class IV Superconducting Quantum Explosive Primer.Only problem is, the DHS is trying to claim that it doesn't even exist.*snicker*Cheers, Tam.P.S.:Actually, it doesn't exist (at least not in this space-time continuum) but Holy Frijoles, I've been getting some really interesting phone calls lately... ;)
"GEN-U-WINE COMBINATION HOLYBIBLE AND USEFUL ROOHSIN PHRASES"
Wrong meme, I know, but I cannot resist.Where's the KABOOM? There's supposed to be an Earth shattering KABOOM.
Les,You need to do it while wearing a white dress and a head scarf with the gold ropes.Tell them you need the extinguisher for your forest in Saudi Arabia.TSA'll help you load it aboard then.
What? No comments with the words "critical" and "mass" in them to excite the overwatchers?
Y'know, if you have one of those, you can get as much of anything else as you care to ask for.
You want to take both of them.Remember, "two is one, and one is none"Not sure of the failure drill to run on one of those, but I bet it's a doozy!JimSunk New DawnGalveston, TX
That is absolutely "the awesome".Makes his little stint on the dash of the Bat Truck while I chased Og in a Prius look sort of boring.
Seriously. Let the wookie win.
What? No comments with the words "critical" and "mass" in them to excite the overwatchers?Isn't Critical Mass some sort of bicycle gang?
Why am I suddenly thinking of the Benny Hill theme song? Oh right - it's this reason...http://bennyhillifier.com/?id=ETbI0Ih0kVgThanks,Tam, that came from you too, and I think of it every time I watch Dr. Strangelove now.
If you are riding one of these to the soil of the Rodina while waving your cowboy hat, the only Rooski phrase you ultimately need is "tvoyoo mat!" Everything else is superfluous.
Jim,,I'm pretty sure that, "Tap, Rack, Mushroom Cloud" is rather spectacular.Geodkyt
Somebody has stolen the Explosive Space Modulator!
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