One of the posters at a forum I frequent was the recipient of a phone call from a pollster who inquired as to whether he would be voting for Obama or Romney in the forthcoming election. When he replied that he would be voting for neither, she said "So you won't be voting?"
He told her he'd be voting indeed, but for Gary Johnson, and she said "Oh no sir, I am asking about the *Presidential* election on November 6."
Now that is market penetration, baby!
Here at Roseholme Cottage, I've only gotten robocalls and one dispirited, monotonous, reading-from-a-script pollster on whom I hung up since I was headed out the door.
I'm desperately hoping for a live phone bank caller so I can ask "Well, how many drinks is your guy going to buy me before we stop at each polling place? The other guy is offering three per vote..." in a slurred voice. Depending on who was calling, I'd bet my response would be on FreeRepublic or Democratic Underground by sunset.