Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Aunt Stabby's Relationship Tips:
If I make you a cup of coffee and it tastes like crap, do not fling the Jamaican Blue Mountain into the herbaceous border while making a face like a little kid eating broccoli and whine "This coffee is criminal!" because coffee, no matter how poorly it tastes, is not criminal, but me beating you to your knees with the coffee pot like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas most certainly is, and we don't neither of us want that.
(Incidentally, watching old commercials throws doubts on the premise behind Idiocracy and makes me want to give someone at Arnold Worldwide or Crispin Porter + Bogusky a great big hug.)