Me: "Once upon a time..."
RX: "...when the world was shiny and new, and even the sky gleamed the color of brass..."
Me: "...and was polished every day by angels, that article about Doggerland in National Geographic would have just been about Doggerland, rather than..."
RX: "...Climate Change?"
Me: "Yeah, 'Here's what we can learn from our peaceful ancestors about dealing with climate change.'"
RX: "They dealt with it by moving to where the climate was better!"
Me: "If it hadn't been for those bastard Cro-Magnons driving around in their Cadillac Escalades, there wouldn't have been any climate change!"
RX: "Don't be silly; the Escalade is a very recent model."
Me: "Okay, Chevy Suburbans, then."