Sunday, November 25, 2012

Spam poetry corner...

I call this one "The Agony Of Crass Commerce". Note how the occasional spasms of Tourette's shilling intrude on the tortured musings of the HAL 9000:
In it something is.
Now all is clear,
thanks for an explanation.
cheap generic viagra online

Do you passion to wager
or neutral receive
with tongue in cheek
with some prime in casinos

then I conclude you are a "pro".
But in reparition some of us
who do not entertain any
gambling episode, it remarkably

is an unwieldy step.
The hesitation of risking
our pelf can absorb as
so wretched we do not wager a cent!

But do not perturbation,
you can agree to all the
intelligence set to rights
in the console of your living room.

Just log unto an online casino
and offer away the party start!

13 comments:

John said...

Bingo!

Shrimp said...

Oh, it's almost like Vogon poetry! I think the computer likes you. Or it hates you. I guess it would depend upon whether it thinks you'd like quasi-Vogon poetry. Throw in a couple of gobbledegooks and flumburts and other nonsensical words, and you'd have the third worst poetry ever made.

Anonymous said...

I thought that was the lyrics from a Procol Harum song?

Gerry

Old NFO said...

No fair... Your spam is MUCH better than mine... :-) Reminds me, I need to go dump that bucket...

Old NFO said...

No fair... Your spam is MUCH better than mine... :-) Reminds me, I need to go dump that bucket...

Brigid said...

I am so glad you're feeling better.

og said...

If only the Vogons could write so well.

Thomas Smith said...

*Snaps fingers while sucking on a clove cigarette*

Thomas Smith said...

Noted this in the right column "stuff you need"

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005UW112E?tag=vifrthpo-20&camp=211493&creative=379989&linkCode=op1&creativeASIN=B005UW112E&adid=0BAKR405M36XCEHM2ZM5&&ref-refURL=http%3A%2F%2Fbooksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com%2F

Reviews are more worth reading than the book apparently.

Kristophr said...

Off topic, but still fun ...

J.R.Shirley said...

Oh, yeah. The Vogon comparion is spot on.

Robert Hagedorn said...

Spam? Off topic? Google First Scandal. Click on THE FIRST SCANDAL at the top of the page.

Anonymous said...

A computer merging with the spirit of Lewis Carroll. How mimsy.