Let me 'splain something to you...

When you come bursting into the shop, hoodie up and dressed like an extra from a gangsta rap video, and make an unusually fast beeline across the showroom floor without responding to my cheerful "How you doin' this morning?" and keeping one hand in the pocket of your hoodie the whole time, I ain't flipping my shirttail out of the way and putting the ammo counter between us 'cause I'm racist, okay?