Sunday, January 17, 2016

Mea Culpa...

Customer: "So, I like this one and this one, but I'm not sure... What do you think?"

Me In My Head: *I think you're no more qualified to judge the suitability of a handgun than the monkeys in the opening scene of 2001 were to advise Kubrick on camera angles. Buy a frickin' Glock 19 and learn to shoot and then we'll revisit your need for a special snowflake gun.*

Me From My Mouth: "Whichever one feels better in your hand, sir."