Mental Picture

So, a dude comes up into some bar in Kansas City. The bartender doesn't serve him because dude is apparently yelling gang slogans. Dude gets mad, throws a cup at the bartender, comes around the bar and tries to chuck a bottle at him, and gets hustled out the door by the other patrons. He comes back with a buddy and some blasters and they shoot the place up. (I know you're going to find this a shock, but police already had mug shots of the suspects on file from previous arrests.)

But that's not what's funny. What's funny is the abbreviated headline on CNN.com's front page:

"Came back armed with another man" reads to me like he came back with another guy who he started swinging around the room by his ankles.
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