Monday, October 07, 2019

Player Two Has Entered the Game

The Taxonomy of Modern Dangers sprang from the realization that ninjas, pirates, and zombies were not the only threats out there on the horizon that might cause a responsible person to want to keep a firearm handy. The threat spectrum was gradually fleshed out with face-eating monkeys, killer space robots, werewolves, vampires, clowns, and hippies, and the various shifting alliances and conflicts among the factions.

And now this headline pops up at CNN: "Pigs were spotted using tools for the first time, a new study says"

This is why we keep this stuff in an expandable three-ring binder, people.