Thursday, April 02, 2020

Locomotive Breathalyzer

I consider myself something of a connoisseur of conspiracy theories.

I'm pretty up on moon landing hoaxes, lizard people, TACAMARs, the secret crematorium hidden in the Beech Grove rail yard, the moon not real, flat earth, Bilderbergers, chemtrails, Freemasonry, FEMA coffins, Jade Helm, Qanon, the Trilateral Commission, cattle mutilations, crop circles, and the one hundred and one different people who killed Kennedy...but the one involving hospital ships is a new one on me.
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