Me: "I'll bet even if you live smack in the middle of downtown Unalaska you can't get much in the way of same-day Amazon deliveries. The produce department at the local Safeway's probably pretty weaksauce, too."
On the other hand, the actual middle of nowhere's a fairly short walk away, where you could just do whatever right out in the open and there wouldn't be anyone around to care but some bored seabirds.
