- Weird family moves to Russia to escape immigrants and lesbians. Madcap hijinks ensue. Seriously, this story has it all, including a plan to support a family of five by selling caramelized nuts in a country where you don't speak the language, and the quote "Jesus is our lawyer."
- Fapping to Clippy is not only a sad indictment of our atomized modern society, but also the title of my band’s next album. (The band's name is Virtual Boyfriend Dystopia, fwiw.)
- Canadian jailbreaking?
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