That's Not How That Works...

I'm watching the old Steve McQueen western Wanted Dead or Alive on MeTV and McQueen's character, Josh Randall, is confronting the lady who did the criming.

She says to him:

"At least I have a clean conscience, Randall. I did what I did to save my life. You're a man; you can use a gun. I'm a woman."

I was like "That's not how that works, lady! I've read probably thousands of instruction manuals for guns and not one of them contained a sentence that began 'Using the penis...'."

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