The "war on protein" is as much made-up ragebait as are the ones on Christmas or Christians.
You can’t swing a Happy Meal in this country without hitting a burger joint or a barbecue shack or a steakhouse. (And thank heavens for that.)
If there was a war on protein, then protein won a crushing, lopsided, complete victory sometime before I was born. I mean, Dr. Atkins wrote his book while we still had boots on the ground in Vietnam.
And why are they using a photo of RFK, Jr. that makes him look like the bad guy from a low-budget Saw ripoff?
WH Comms Director: "Did you get that picture of Bobby for the socials?"Photographer: "Sure did, boss. All creepy and sinister just like you asked."WH Comms Director: "What?"
