Krishna Commenter: "Furthermore, cows are sacred."
Me: "Yes. Yes, they are. Especially the rump cover cut of the top sirloin."
When I go all L. Ron Hubbard nut fudge insane and start my own religion, Picanha will be a sacrament.
Further, John Moses Browning will be a saint, and the liturgy will be punctuated by gunfire, rather than "Amen". There will be a clearing barrel by the baptismal font.