Me: "Huh. It's snowing in the panhandle..."
RX: "Is that supposed to be some kind of euphemism?"
Me: "What? No. It's just snowing in the Texas panhandle."
RX: "Oh, good. I was afraid it was and it was just too obscure for me to get it. 'They were snowing in the panhandle all last night'..."
Me: "Hoisting the mainsail. You know... grouting the bathroom?"
RX: "That one sounds gross."
Me: "They spent all their time braiding light bulb filaments, eh? There's a typhoon in Australia."
RX: "That sounds like a polite way of telling someone that they're peeing on their shoes. 'Hey! There's a typhoon in Australia, if you know what I mean.'"
Monday, December 05, 2011
Overheard in Roomie's Bedroom:
The TV is tuned to the local news. The weather radar shows a line of rain stretching diagonally northeast from Dallas through Indianapolis and on towards Cleveland. It's obviously colder behind the front...