I snarled at the radio "That's because there is some certainty now, you drooling moron! The certainty that the economy's Borked* for at least another two years!"
There was a bright spot in the otherwise dismal market, though: Every hundred bucks you had in gun manufacturer stocks on Tuesday is a hundred and ten bucks today.
Gosh. Who saw that coming?
*And that's a considered use of the verb "to Bork", for its multiple layers of meaning here.