The level of tongue-biting required in over-the-counter retail is difficult to achieve after years of being paid for my opinions.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) January 18, 2016
Customer: "So, I like this one and this one, but I'm not sure... What do you think?".
Me In My Head: *I think you're no more qualified to judge the suitability of a handgun than the monkeys in the opening scene of 2001 were to advise Kubrick on camera angles. Buy a frickin' Glock 19 and learn to shoot and then we'll revisit your need for a special snowflake gun.*
Me From My Mouth: "Whichever one feels better in your hand, sir."
