Monday, April 04, 2016

A complete breakfast...

Salmon Caught Near Seattle Are Full Of Cocaine And Antidepressants
"We were just outside of Barstow when the lox kicked in..."

They're missing out by not charging extra for this stuff. People in a hurry could grab a salmon & cream cheese on a toasted onion bagel in the morning and get their daily dose at the same time.

To learn if the salmon in your 'fridge or freezer is from the affected area, lick it and see if your tongue goes numb or if you feel happier.