Monday, April 04, 2016

Overheard in the Office...

The TV is playing in Bobbi's room down the hall.
Plastic Surgeon TV Commercial: "Are people always asking if you're tired or angry?"

Me: "Yes! Because I am always tired and angry."

RX: "Well, you know what to do..."

Me: "Yawn and hit people?"
Plumbing Commercial: "Have a leaky faucet, clogged drain, or do you just need a plumber?"

Me: "How does that work? *ding-dong* 'Hi, do you have a leaky faucet or a clogged drain?' 'No, I just need a plumber.'"

RX: "Well, I think we've all seen movies that start like that..."

Me: "Bow-chicka-wow-wow."

RX: "...I just didn't know they could advertise it on TV."