Tuesday, April 05, 2016

To the Citizens of Planet ManhattAngeles...

If you're puzzled by the The Price Is Right-episode-gone-amok into which the normally reliably staid GOP primary seems to have morphed, here is a field guide to your potential new cracker overlords.

If you have a cousin working in the ManhattAngeles oblast on the southwest shore of Lake Michigan, you might call them for help in differentiating the tribes, because these howling savages are just outside the wire...er, "Loop", there.