Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Never read the comments.

In yet another episode of "I Liked People Better Before The Internet Let Me See Into Their Heads" comes this comment over at a PJMedia column:
"You know what I think the country's problems are? Three in number: drugs, promiscuity, step parents."
Have you ever seen a step parent drink a glass of water, Mandrake? Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Yup. It's pretty much a known fact that step parents are out to sap and impurify our precious bodily fluids.