"Politicize All The Things!"

WTH, Daily Beast — politicize all the things! Also, is Montana really that red a state? pic.twitter.com/qwqOphhxuS

— Mark Hemingway (@Heminator) October 7, 2015

"All politics in this country now is just dress rehearsal for civil war." -Billy Beck

The important thing here is not that there was a crime committed, but that we find out whose team the criminal was on!
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