It's important to know if the monkeys on the loose are of the face-eating variety or not. https://t.co/eFV8CHa6N1
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) April 9, 2021
The headline is money:
Monkeys were reportedly on the loose in Cincinnati. Police have yet to find them.Also of note is that the monkeys were spotted in a graveyard. Could this be an alliance between the zombies and the face-eating monkeys? Or, worse, could it it represent an unholy zombie/face-eating monkey hybrid?
If people ask "Why do you need guns?", you just point out the zombie face-eating monkey menace.
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