Sunday, July 04, 2021

Things I don't want to think about...

How many tax dollars went to a bizarre animated cartoon from the federal government asking people to not poop in the pool this summer?

Prince Charles has revealed some of his favorite songs -- including one song that would give him "an irresistible urge to get up and dance."

Something like twenty thousand redcoats, hessians, and tories died so that I wouldn't have to picture that jug-eared goober trying to cut a rug, and yet here we are.

Please, Liz, hang on for all you're worth. Maybe send him a mix tape of sick beats and he'll spasticate his way across the shimmering veil while you're still on the right side of the rose garden and spare us a King Chuck coronation.