Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Blog Stuff: I'm too sexy for my boots, part deux.

When you're standing in front of the mailbox in unzipped 5.11 Tactical boots, a rumpled Nine Inch Nails tee shirt, and green surgical scrubs, and you reach in and grab the Victoria's Secret catalog, and the catalog bursts into flame, it's just the Universe's way of telling you that you are a fashion disaster...

16 comments:

1894C said...

I'm sure you could dress sexy if you wanted to.

It probally isn't important to you.

However, someday when you're 80 and known as the old gun toting crazy cat lady at the end of the street, wouldn't it be nice to have some pictures of when you were the svelt and sexy.. gun toting crazy cat lady at the end of the street?

;-)

phlegmfatale said...

I suspect you're one of those people with such natural ease that you make anything you wear sexy. Nothing's hotter than confidence and capability. Add to that a deadly vocabulary and lightning wit, and well...

BobG said...

A large portion of sex appeal is personality.

Tennessee Budd said...

I bet you still looked great.
By the way, if lions lie down with lambs, etc., don't worry, it isn't the Last Days. It's just Budd coming to East Tennessee. Got a 2-day onsite in Vonore, then next week, it's the HOOT!

Joe said...

The same thing happens to me when I walk by a fancy men clothing store in the mall - suits and fancy shirts just catch fire all by themselves!

I figure if I can't get into a place dressed in my normal fashion accutraments of a t-shirt and blue jeans, I probably shouldn't be there in the first place!

DirtCrashr said...

It wasn't incoming tracers? :-)I never seen boots with zippers except those "swinger" type 70's ones, with them on the side.

Anonymous said...

"This blog is worthless without pictures"



Tokarev

Gewehr98 said...

The Victoria's Secret catalogue just plain caught fire when you opened the mailbox? Kinda like those oil cans in "The Jerk" just started leaking oil...

Peter said...

Hi! Sorry to butt in, but I'm helping reconstruct the Rocky Top Brigade after the catastrophic meltdown the site experienced a while back. If you want to be added back on the site, we need your location (I assume East Tennessee) and your preferred contact e-mail. Just shoot me an e-mail at forpeterssake (at) hotmail dot com and we'll try to get you back on ASAP.

Feel free to delete this comment, too. I don't want to intrude in the conversation.

Cheers!
-Peter

B&N said...

phlegmy has it all nailed.

BTW, I'd probably pay good money for that pic to be posted.

phlegmfatale said...

Yes, Tam, photo, please! We must have a dramatic reenactment. We are talking about history, here.

Anonymous said...

photos please, with arms or without.

phlegmfatale said...

anonymous - that with arms or without reminds me of the amputee sex scene in one of my favorite bad films, Romeo Is Bleeding. Lena Olin straddles Gary Oldman and fiddles with the buckles on her prosthetic arm--
Lena - With the arm, or without?
Gary - Without.

Anonymous said...

Here is a recent picture of Tam I found over at Cowboy Blob's place.

Cowboy Blob said...

And of the two...who's the REAL Fashion Disaster?

Anonymous said...

Hey, Tam,
My spousal unit needs one of those Kalashnikitty tees - where can I get one?

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