Salesguy: "So, your Anti-Supernatural kit would have holy water, silver bullets... Basically everything you need for monster hunting. All packaged in tactical black nylon; sort of 'Black Arts meets Black Ops.' Goth kids would snatch it up in droves."
Me: "That'd be your anti-monster kit, then. What would you have in an Anti-Goth kit?"
Salesguy: "An Army recruiter with a stack of job applications."