Saturday, June 03, 2006

Overheard At Work...

Salesguy: "So, your Anti-Supernatural kit would have holy water, silver bullets... Basically everything you need for monster hunting. All packaged in tactical black nylon; sort of 'Black Arts meets Black Ops.' Goth kids would snatch it up in droves."

Me: "That'd be your anti-monster kit, then. What would you have in an Anti-Goth kit?"

Salesguy: "An Army recruiter with a stack of job applications."

5 comments:

shooter said...

you forgot to add penny loafers, slacks/pleated skirt, Izod shirt, cold cream for the make-up and mom with scissors for the hair.

Steve Skubinna said...

Just the prospect of employment should do it.

Marko said...

You forgot to mention the caliber designation idea for a .45ACP loaded with cast silver bullets...".45 Supernatural".

BobG said...

Correction Marko; wouldn't that be ".45 Super Silvertips"? Or ".45 Sterlings"?
Seems like there should also be a Glazer with garlic juice and silver shot.

phlegmfatale said...

I got a serious giggle out of this post. Add the new Kenny Rogers cd and the kit will be complete.