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"Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare, þe ure mægen lytlað…"
What happens to a vampire in a tanning booth?
Depends on whether he has his bottle of emergency blood.
SPF 250 should do the trick, and one of those ridiculous floppy sun-hats even though you're wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts. Google-workers are thus.
The tanning tax is just a tax on white people.
The proper response is to dump all the tanning booths in the harbor.The King will bitchslap us during the cut-scene, and we won't be able to buy or sell them in Europe anymore ... but it's a small price to pay to avoid as 10% tax hike. Besides, you can't build anything useful with tanning booths.The King would just spend the money on troops to use on us later anyway.
Great, the next whiney aggrieved victim group: Undead Americans.Terry Pratchett looks less like a satirist and more of a prophet.
Poor little vamps! Well, at least there's no shortage of sulking material.
Ryk Spoor answered that question most entertainingly in Digital Knight -- a free download, by the way!
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