Monday, August 02, 2010

Ooh! Ooh! I know the answer to this one!

Robb Allen asks:
What happens to a vampire in a tanning booth?
Well, he flounces off in a sparkly, goth-y sulk because he has to pay the new tanning tax. Duh.

7 comments:

Firehand said...

Depends on whether he has his bottle of emergency blood.

DirtCrashr said...

SPF 250 should do the trick, and one of those ridiculous floppy sun-hats even though you're wearing a short-sleeved shirt and shorts. Google-workers are thus.

Anonymous said...

The tanning tax is just a tax on white people.

Kristopher said...

The proper response is to dump all the tanning booths in the harbor.

The King will bitchslap us during the cut-scene, and we won't be able to buy or sell them in Europe anymore ... but it's a small price to pay to avoid as 10% tax hike. Besides, you can't build anything useful with tanning booths.

The King would just spend the money on troops to use on us later anyway.

Steve Skubinna said...

Great, the next whiney aggrieved victim group: Undead Americans.

Terry Pratchett looks less like a satirist and more of a prophet.

J.R.Shirley said...

Poor little vamps! Well, at least there's no shortage of sulking material.

Andrew said...

Ryk Spoor answered that question most entertainingly in Digital Knight -- a free download, by the way!