Me: "I'm just not getting off to my normal zingy start this morning. No Vault Zero or Diet Dew."
RX: "I thought you had...?"
Me: "I have Cherry Coke Zero, but it's hardly supercaffeinated. Usually by this time I'm three Vault Zeros and two cups of coffee into the day."
RX: "Young lady, we need to talk about your excessive drug use."
Me: "Hey, I treat my body like a temple... to Bacchus."