Me: "Wait, the federal government has a site called 'blog.usa.gov'?"Later, overhearing a commercial on the TeeWee down the hall:
RX: "Yes, the federal government has a blog, complete with cute little pictures of the family dog looking at the Christmas tree. If you don't believe me, you can go look."
Me: *buries face in hands* "My soul hurts."
Me: "WHAT?!? You can't do 'scrapbooking' on a Nook! There aren't any scraps in a tablet!"Your modern world frightens and annoys me.