Saturday, April 19, 2014

The lowest form of single-celled digital life...

I think the families of those still missing should be allowed to troll the perpetrators right back. With tire tools. It would be extremely lulzy to watch the Cheeto dust fly while they whimpered "It was ju-u-st a j-joke! P-p-please! Not the face!"
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13 comments:

Bubblehead Les. said...

Scum. Just Scum. But instead of Tire Irons, why not make the Punishment fit the crime? Put them in Chains, place them in Weighted Sealed Barrels with a Cell Phone, and drop THEM into the Ocean, about 50 miles out.

Yeah, I'm a little Medieval. Sue me.

Anonymous said...

Les,

My thought was load them in a shipping container and roll them of the deck, but yours would work for me.

Gerry

Robin said...

There are some very sick people in the world.

Windy Wilson said...

Tam, I agree with you. I would hold their coats while they administered realization.
They probably think they are doing this anonymously. If blanket parties are frowned on for readjusting attitudes and inducing sense, then perhaps the police can visit the people doing this. "Come along, please." doesn't even have to end in physical pain or disappearance. The mere going for a ride with stern, uncommunicative men in uniform will be good for their souls.

D.W. Drang said...

Make 'em live in the DPRK.

Old NFO said...

There is a sub-culture that does this EVERY damn time... I think it should be open season on them! Where is the damn NSA when you need them???

Crotalus said...

Dang, Drang, we have enough trouble in the PDRK without letting these cretins in!

Windy Wilson said...

Old NFO; Indeed!
The NSA is missing a good bet. If these evil and thoughtless people were outed by the NSA the complaints about invasion of privacy would be greatly reduced (Whether or not it would or could actually make up for that invasion is an open question).

staghounds said...

Yes, those people are (if it happened in my State) committing actual crimes.

What trash.

NotClauswitz said...

Disgusting doesn't even begin to describe.

Old NFO said...

Windy- Good point... dammit

RandyGC said...

Windy, Having been stationed in the ROK, I can say that if the local police get their hands on these trolls, a blanket party is the best they can hope for.

I've seen beat cops kick (literally) the crap of punks hanging around a street corner just because they were punks hanging around a street corner.

And wall to wall counseling in the ROK military is just about a literal description.

I heartily approve of any of the above in this case.

Goober said...

Why would you even...?