Sunday, June 22, 2014

Amazing Science Fact

19 comments:

Jess said...

I'm nominating you for a Nobel Prize. Such profound thoughts should never go unrewarded.

Stranger said...

Well, since no human actually knows - as opposed to thinking they know - what electrons, protons, and neutrons are made of, one of the sub-sub atomic particles may as well be dubbed morons.

And from some of the "scientific" literature I have read lately, the name would be an appropriate honor for many supposed scientists.

Stranger

Tom the Impaler said...

Silly person, Nobel prizes are for doing nothing while being the right race/gender/sexual orientation.

Sdv1949 said...

Fortunately, I have a large supply of keyboards laid in.

Old NFO said...

You win the Intarwebz... :-)

waepnedmann said...

Once again, I suggest you make a contribution to a suitable DNA repository so that, in the distant future, scientists would be better able to give the human race a chance of survival.

I am reminded of a Mrs. Stevens (yeah, first name not noted) of Lonesome Valley, AZ, back in the 1800s:
The last line of her note to her away from the ranch husband said, "...send more buckshot."

og said...

Don't forget bozons. Which are not like bosons.

KM said...

Protons.
You gotta have protons in your diet to grow big and strong. Without them you are worthless and weak.

Bubblehead Les. said...

It's my understanding that the Internet's Moron Generator happens to be running at the Naval Observatory, where Algore invented it, and the Office of the Veep maintains it.

kfg said...

So if you aren't an electron or neutron . . .

Anonymous said...

Electrons have little to no mass.
Morons are very dense.

I think I first learned that in high school, confirmed every day.

Gerry

Ed said...

Electrons? Don't be so negative.

rickn8or said...

Unfortunately, neither morons nor bozons are neutral.

LabRat said...

Enjoy your monkey statue!

Ken said...

Theory suggests that in addition to morons, there may be lessons, but almost no one pays any attention to those.

tailwind said...

I get a charge out of comments like these.

Windy Wilson said...

Wow. Fifteen comments and no one has mentioned the apocryphal Albert Einstein quote, “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.”

mikee said...

This, immediately after the post about the derpes epidemic?

Somebody has gotten over the winter blues, the spring allergies, the intermittent sleepies and apparently ate Wheaties for breakfast!

Tom the Impaler said...

I hit you for 3 poo.

http://www.amazon.com/Sandstorm-11070WDF-Poo-Card-Game/dp/B004DK9JLO/ref=sr_1_1?s=toys-and-games&ie=UTF8&qid=1403565359&sr=1-1&keywords=poo