Angelina's boobs.
I went to get links on the other big stories mentioned above from BBC.co.uk/news, because they usually make even CNN.com look like People magazine, but this is what I saw in the Beeb's sidebar.
Sorry, Limeys, looks like you're in the shallow end of the pool with us. Pass that inflatable sea horsie over here, will you Nigel?
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That's going to make Tomb Raider 3 a lot less interesting for 12 year old boys.
Nah, they make very nice ones these days. She might even be improved with aftermarket parts over OEM.
Amazingly, my Bing news tile on my Windows 8 screen doesn't mention those at all. It does talk about Pakistan though.
"Amazingly, my Bing news tile on my Windows 8 screen doesn't mention those at all. It does talk about Pakistan though."
Awesome! :D
Forgive me, Tam, for I have sinned. My first thought when I looked at your graphic was "Holy shit! Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy? Now there's a tragedy!"
Where is the story on Kim K's baby bump? Enquirer minds want to know!
Gerry
Andy 0852 - spoken like a man who has never seen the result of a double mastectomy.
I'm not being critical Tam, and I do take your larger point, but given the response among we who are your equivalent audience in response to the state of your snout, is the interest directed at la Jolie and the state of her breasticles really all that different?
I will defer to your superior snark-smithery when it comes to comparative anatomy observations, but when you're through with Nigel's sea horsie thingie can I use it for a lap or two 'round the pool?
Politics is celebrity gossip for cleverer people.
Angelina's bewbs have never flown a plane into a building, nor has Kim Kardashian's baby bump ever invoked our treaty responsibilities to launch airstrikes on Kris Humphries. ;)
For those not paying attention to the news, that list is about right. For the rest of that take this country seriously, that list is an indicator of just how bad our neighborhood has become.
I'm hoping that the media is coming around to seeing that the One is making Richard Nixon look like a saint. I'm still not sure that they are ready to let their idol down off the mountain...
Joe R.
Tam, it's the country's biggest event since Pamela Anderson had her fake boobs removed (the first time, anyway)!
Antibubba
It's the Today show.
Could anyone even remotely expect otherwise?
Does it even pretend to be about news, rather than Entertainment News?
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