Critical Ass

I ride a bicycle almost every day. I carry a gun almost everywhere.

I don't carry a slung carbine in the local chain fern bar. I don't build a cage of bamboo outriggers to ostentatiously demonstrate how much space I'm not taking up on the road when I'm riding my bike.

I'm sure that fans of one activity who think the other is awful will be able to come up with convoluted rationales for why their hypocrisy makes a whole crap-ton of sense.


(H/T to Alan on the Book of Faces.)
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