Morning Routine...

So, every morning for the past couple months I've been toddling into the kitchen with a little salsa bowl, into which I deposit:

• One "old lady" formula multivitamin
• Two glucosamine chondroitin horse pills
• Three calcium citrate horse pills, and
• Three ibuprofen

That's enough calcium, glucosamine, and vitamin D that I should have fabricated a complete second skeleton at this point.
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