I'm sorry, guys. I made the mistake of telling someone that we'd surely hit #Peak2020 Friday evening.
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) November 8, 2020
Saturday morning: https://t.co/pLNQguH0UJ
This is more like something out of an episode of Veep or Brain Dead than real life.
Those of you who have cats are surely familiar with what happens when they try to gracefully leap and wind up faceplanting instead, right? The way they stop and sit there and lick themselves before trying to wander off nonchalantly and pretend that they goofed on purpose? Check out Lewandowski:
All great Americans in PA use Four Seasons Total Landscaping. They love this country and are American Patriots. Thank you!!
— Corey R. Lewandowski (@CLewandowski_) November 8, 2020
I want to know exactly how that goof happened. Had they just assumed that the Four Seasons in Philly would let them have a ballroom for their presser, only to get told "No, sorry. 'Rona restrictions, bruh," and so they had to scramble to the phone book looking for an emergency runway, so to speak?
I need to know how this gaffe went down.
I will pay a $44.95 one-time fee to read 8,000 deeply reported words on the Four Seasons Total Landscaping story. If the Philly Enquirer does it I’ll take out a one-year subscription. I will support whatever business model that produces this story.
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 8, 2020
