I must not derp.I wonder what I'm wrong about right now?
Derp is the reputation-killer.
Derp is the little-death that brings total enstupidation.
I will face my derp.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the derp has gone there will be nothing.
Only clue will remain.
A: I have an [X] in my derp drawer!
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) May 15, 2017
Me: I can't fit my past derp in a drawer. How much future derp do I have lying around? #HalfLifeOfFacts
