Overheard in Front of the Television...

With a category one hurricane nearly hitting a bullseye on the flagpole, network news was giving it some coverage, including an excerpt from an address by soon-to-be-ex-Governor Cuomo, who was apparently urging people to evacuate low-lying and flood-prone areas yesterday.

soon-to-be-ex-Gov. Cuomo: "There's New York Strong, but there's also New York Smart. And New York Smart means..."

Me (yelling): "...not touching people's breasteses uninvitedly!"

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