Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Government is simply the word for those things we choose to do badly together.
The other day I heard it referred to for the first time as "moon floss".Took me a second.Joe
Heh.Around here, it's a "roll of kleenex."Tells you something about my shopping habits.
How about "bungfodd" - short for bunghole fodder?
It's just goddamnedtoiletpaper, which is the shortened version of "how much goddamnedtoiletpaper did you stuff into the potty, anyways?"Yes, life is always interesting with rugrats around... ;)
This is scary...Sh_t Tickets is the term I use. Another one - range use, is "Hoppe's No. 9 Picker-Upper."Paper Towels? "Confetti"Seems a Black Lab stole the roll of paper towels off a club house bench.Do you realize how much confetti a dog can create with a new roll of paper towels? LOTS! The ratio is two rolls of Sh_t tickets to almost full pint of Hoppe's No. 9 spilled onto a table...in case you were wondering...sm
When the first time you hear this phrase is when your boss comes around the corner, saying in a menacing tone "Get some sh_t tickets for the upstairs bathrooms, now!"...you bust out laughing while running to do your..heh.."duty". :p
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