Friday, June 02, 2006

Word of the Day: How to speak Tamarese.

Sh_t tickets: (shĭt tĭk'-ĕts) n.

1. Toilet paper: "Whoah! Don't go in there yet! We're fresh out of sh_t tickets!"

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

The other day I heard it referred to for the first time as "moon floss".

Took me a second.

Joe

Anonymous said...

Heh.

Around here, it's a "roll of kleenex."

Tells you something about my shopping habits.

Jeffro said...

How about "bungfodd" - short for bunghole fodder?

Anonymous said...

It's just goddamnedtoiletpaper, which is the shortened version of "how much goddamnedtoiletpaper did you stuff into the potty, anyways?"

Yes, life is always interesting with rugrats around... ;)

Anonymous said...

This is scary...
Sh_t Tickets is the term I use.

Another one - range use, is "Hoppe's No. 9 Picker-Upper."

Paper Towels? "Confetti"

Seems a Black Lab stole the roll of paper towels off a club house bench.

Do you realize how much confetti a dog can create with a new roll of paper towels?
LOTS!

The ratio is two rolls of Sh_t tickets to almost full pint of Hoppe's No. 9 spilled onto a table...in case you were wondering...

sm

Adam said...

When the first time you hear this phrase is when your boss comes around the corner, saying in a menacing tone "Get some sh_t tickets for the upstairs bathrooms, now!"...you bust out laughing while running to do your..heh.."duty". :p