View From The Porch: Word of the Day: How to speak Tamarese.

Friday, June 02, 2006

Sh_t tickets: (shĭt tĭk'-ĕts) n.

1. Toilet paper: "Whoah! Don't go in there yet! We're fresh out of sh_t tickets!"

Anonymous said...: The other day I heard it referred to for the first time as "moon floss".

Took me a second.

Joe; 10:40 PM, June 02, 2006
Anonymous said...: Heh.

Around here, it's a "roll of kleenex."

Tells you something about my shopping habits.; 11:58 PM, June 02, 2006
Jeffro said...: How about "bungfodd" - short for bunghole fodder?; 12:23 AM, June 03, 2006
Anonymous said...: It's just goddamnedtoiletpaper, which is the shortened version of "how much goddamnedtoiletpaper did you stuff into the potty, anyways?"

Yes, life is always interesting with rugrats around... ;); 1:43 AM, June 03, 2006
Anonymous said...: This is scary...
Sh_t Tickets is the term I use.

Another one - range use, is "Hoppe's No. 9 Picker-Upper."

Paper Towels? "Confetti"

Seems a Black Lab stole the roll of paper towels off a club house bench.

Do you realize how much confetti a dog can create with a new roll of paper towels?
LOTS!

The ratio is two rolls of Sh_t tickets to almost full pint of Hoppe's No. 9 spilled onto a table...in case you were wondering...

sm; 1:57 AM, June 03, 2006
Adam said...: When the first time you hear this phrase is when your boss comes around the corner, saying in a menacing tone "Get some sh_t tickets for the upstairs bathrooms, now!"...you bust out laughing while running to do your..heh.."duty". :p; 10:04 PM, June 04, 2006

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