Since I'm a member of Amazon's "Hey, you spend way too much money with us, so here's some free shipping" club, I usually spend Wednesday night nosing around for reading material for my day off. Pick out a book or two, select Next Day Air for $3.99/item, and hey! Presto! My leisure reading shows up on Friday as though by magic.
So, there it is, Wednesday night. I select The Elephant In The Room and Antique Firearms Disassembly/Reassembly, and note that both contain the reassuring green print stating "Order within the next ten hours and receive your order on Friday, November 3rd!"
I not only ordered within the next ten hours, I ordered within the next ten minutes.
According to order tracking, guess what's showing up on frickin' Monday?
Now I have to stop at a book store on the way to lunch; my brain is growling louder than my tummy...