Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Breaking World News:

Beaches in Hokkaido evacuated as 16-inch tsunami destroys thirty-minute old sand castle.

"We were devastated," sobbed one survivor "that sand castle had been a landmark on this beach since we arrived for our picnic lunch a half hour ago." When asked what they would do with their future after the tragedy, most evacuees bravely responded "Go back to work; lunch hour's almost up."

4 comments:

BobG said...

If it were in Louisiana, they'd be screaming for FEMA by now...

3yellowdogs said...

Give it time. I'm sure you'll soon see the earthquake and tsunami (all 16" of it) blamed on global warming and America's arrogant, stubborn refusal to sign onto Kyoto. F-ing cowboys.

BobG said...

Is this the part where we blame it on Bush?

3yellowdogs said...

Wait...hold on...OK, now. Yes. This is the part.

It's all that idiot BUSH'S fault!