Heck, I'd buy a SIGarms calendar featuring Sam from "Day by Day". She's so cool!
(She'd be even cooler if she settled on a GSR, like mine. :) )
(PPS: I can get DBD in dead tree format every day in my local newspaper. It's 'cause I live at the very epicenter of the blogosphere. Suffer with envy, y'all. Or pester your own papers, whichever. :) )