Sometimes you don't even need to click on the headline to get all you need out of the story:
In addition to sand traps and water hazards, you get tank traps and minefield hazards!
No caddy, but your supporting fireteam may have good advice on club selection!
The rough is really rough!
The golf carts are made by Krauss-Maffei!
The eighteenth hole bleeds almost as much as the first!
Go over par on the back nine and get decapitated by Al Qaeda death squads!