RX: (In a silent room, appropos of absolutely nothing) "I think the 'twee' and 'faux' axes are perpendicular, because..."
Me: "Wait, what?"
RX: "Well, I mean, you can have something that is twee, but very authentic, and something that is fake, but..."
Me: "Oh! I thought you said 'twee' and 'FOE'."
RX: "I suppose you could have an enemy that was twee, like..."
Me: "Hang on, this is going on the internet."