Me: "Yeah, the minivan over there belongs to a family that I guess was here to see their kid graduate from basic or AIT or whatever. He was in his class A's... I didn't realize that the wars had gone on so long that we were down to the Volkssturm. He looked 14!"
SB: "He was probably 19..."
Me: "He looked like he was barely old enough to be out of Webelos and he was a PFC!"
You know you're getting old when...