Tuesday, November 16, 2010

More TSA snark...

In comments at Snowflakes In Hell, someone said “Why don’t we just admit that this war against terrorism is over and we’ve lost. ”

I replied "I know. I’d type more, but I have to go decapitate myself on camera and send the video to Al Jazeera."

9 comments:

Hypnagogue said...

TSA -- Terrorism or Sexual Assault: choose one. Janet, Queen of the Gropers should be reassigned as the False Dilemma Czar.

Anonymous said...

Well, I retired 5 years ago & was flying from 30-100,000 miles a year in my career.

I have not bee on an airplane flight since retirement just because of the worthless security. I drive everywhere. It' takes longer, of course, but I do enjoy my freedom!!

Tango Juliet said...

It's not a grope! It's a Freedom Pat!

Ken said...

Okay, Tango Juliet, where do you want your Internets sent? (Disclaimer: The Internets is not housebroken.)

Kristopher said...

HTML needs a special tag for us.

Joe in PNG said...

Does Janet have to go through the line too?
In fact, let's cut off the free .mil transport for pretty much all .gov officials and let them fly commerical- but with the still having to go through the same poke-n-grope as the rest of us*.


*Though I suspect Barney Frank would tend to ask for seconds.

Justthisguy said...

I assume you've read what Bitter Bitch had to say about the hassle she got for having thick, damp hair.

I've been hanging out on SociopathWorld.com lately.

I think I'm mostly normal, but I recall the time when I had to restrain myself from going for an airline counter agent's throat. I wasn't even trying to board the plane, just ship a cat, and it was back in 1999 or so. I swear I imagined my thumbs on his windpipe. Effer wanted me to produce a driver's licence to ship a kitteh.

Justthisguy said...

P.s. I did submit, and went out to the parking lot to fetch the license from my truck. (I try not to keep a driver's license on my person unless I am actually operating a motor vehicle.)

DirtCrashr said...

The first Rule of TSA Club is not to talk about TSA Club.