Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
TSA -- Terrorism or Sexual Assault: choose one. Janet, Queen of the Gropers should be reassigned as the False Dilemma Czar.
Well, I retired 5 years ago & was flying from 30-100,000 miles a year in my career.I have not bee on an airplane flight since retirement just because of the worthless security. I drive everywhere. It' takes longer, of course, but I do enjoy my freedom!!
It's not a grope! It's a Freedom Pat!
Okay, Tango Juliet, where do you want your Internets sent? (Disclaimer: The Internets is not housebroken.)
HTML needs a special tag for us.
Does Janet have to go through the line too?In fact, let's cut off the free .mil transport for pretty much all .gov officials and let them fly commerical- but with the still having to go through the same poke-n-grope as the rest of us*.*Though I suspect Barney Frank would tend to ask for seconds.
I assume you've read what Bitter Bitch had to say about the hassle she got for having thick, damp hair.I've been hanging out on SociopathWorld.com lately. I think I'm mostly normal, but I recall the time when I had to restrain myself from going for an airline counter agent's throat. I wasn't even trying to board the plane, just ship a cat, and it was back in 1999 or so. I swear I imagined my thumbs on his windpipe. Effer wanted me to produce a driver's licence to ship a kitteh.
P.s. I did submit, and went out to the parking lot to fetch the license from my truck. (I try not to keep a driver's license on my person unless I am actually operating a motor vehicle.)
The first Rule of TSA Club is not to talk about TSA Club.
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